The Cast

BRAD MERCER as "HERSHEY CAINE"

SYLVIA CORRALEZ as "SABRINA"

MARK GUERRERO as "MORTY"

TIM HIGH as "THOMAS KINCADE"

STAN FOREMAN as "SAM DICKBERGER"

DAVID ROSS as "JACOB"

SUSAN MERCER-ASARO as "THE DEAN"

JONATHAN JAY TULLI as "DOCTOR TULLI"

BILL FEINGOLD as "REX"

BETTY MERCER-NAUMANN as "LIZBETH"

DOROTHY MICHAEL as "DOTTY"

CYNTHIA "CY" CRAIG as "SALLY SCISSORS"

JEFF DUGAN as "MAX POWER"

KYMM GALVAN as "JOSIE"

LARRY PEDERSEN as "BARRY CALLAHAN"

MICKEY THOMAS as "HIMSELF"

MIKE PAINE as "Wally Funk"

PAUL JAMES as "ELLIOTT COOK"

PEPE SMELLBAD as "HIMSELF"

STEVE RIVERA as "FREDO"

STINKS SMELLBAD as "HIMSELF"

TERRY REID as "QUINTIN TINO"

SETH SCHULZ as "NICKY SULLIVAN"

CONNIE MERCER - PEPE SMELLBAD'S TRAINER AND CO-DIRECTOR